To my dear sister Lucia,
I’m making a name for myself, on the stage not in the forum. People really seem to like my music, the other night the crowd would not let me off the stage. Oh and I met a girl her names Thessalia, we have spent the last couple of weeks together. She gets me, she is into music, loves my poetry, and understands verse and rhyme. Not completely sure exactly what I feel about her, but I think there might be something there. It also looks like I might have some competition, this elf, Keo Von Fett, rolled into town telling epic tales of his heroic deeds, and when I got on stage he came up and joined me. He is a competent musician.
Love your brother,
My dearest sister; Lucia,
The other night I was at the Lone Traveler tavern, and Keo was playing with his troupe, I had heard he had done that. But my mouth dropped when who should I see but Thessalia playing the dulcimer, I had not seen her that much recently, and now I know why. I did not even know she played an instrument. To top it off, his troupe is also made up a donkey with mad hoofbeat skills, and an ogre playing the flute, who only goes by the name of Big Gay Ogre. I do not know what to do, this is also affecting my own career as a musician, the parties and stages are all wanting Keo’s band, and I am getting the shows that are left over. I just do not understand.
Love your brother,
I HATE him, HATE him. Who am I writing about, Keo Von Fett. I was doing a show, when HE walks in, the crowd wants him to play. So what does he do, takes my pan pipe and performs; when he is done he hands me back my flute, and then says thanks. The next day, my eye was red and swollen, I am sure he did it on purpose. Oh, and I am living with uncle again. Can you guess why, yes Keo. I threw a party and invited Thessalia, she brought Keo; by the way he claimed he did not even know who I was, we played on the same stage a few times, by Apollo’s testicle. He proceeds to get trashed, then starts trashing my apartment. When a whole wall came down, the landlord came with the garrison soldiers and kicked me out, most of my furniture was destroyed, and I got the bill. He is out to destroy me I know it. Now you some idea why I hate him.