Shadow of the Republic

I'm into biting but........

Finally got back from that giant dragon toilet. Larry, Curly, and Keo went to go play with their new abilities. I was always told if I did that I would go blind, not sure what happens when 3 happen at once. Not sure what our sponges went to do. I’m hoping to find a church and a priest for some holy water and a warlock/wizard/mage whatever they call themselves, to possibly help with a sword. Not sure about how I feel about this. Last time I was in a church the priest kept offering me candy and secrets. Whatever the hell that meant. And the last magic whack job I visited was almost eaten by his tiger…… I want some wings, I’m optimistic there’s a place here.

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Independence Day
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

3-JUL-618 (cont.) – Dragons and a vampire spawn.

4-JUL-618 – Travelling back to Aquileia with our rescued prisoners. The Douche, as Marcus, spends the day talking about how instrumental Keo was in their rescue. Marcus bid them goodnight, stating that he would turn them over to Keo for the next two days. He then spent the next two days playing up both of his personas, explaining that he was donating his hard-earned money to Marcus’ new church.

7-JUL-618 – The Douche paid a visit to Proculus Gulani to report and ask a favor.

14-JUL-618 – The Three Stooges spent a week crafting a magical cloak. I’m not certain what the other three did with their time.

Session Loot – 7807 gp (1301.16 gp each)

Bob – Bracers of Archery (a), 2 × 100 gp gem, 2 × 50 gp gem

Brienne – 2 × 100 gp gem, 2 × 50 gp gem

Dongus – 2 × 100 gp gem, 2 × 50 gp gem

Keo – 2 × 100 gp gem, 2 × 50 gp gem

Quintus – Wand of War Mage +1 (a), Pearl of Power (a), Scroll of Sanh’s Ray of Light, 2 × 100 gp gem, 2 × 50 gp gem

Tanet – 2 × 100 gp gem, 2 × 50 gp gem

Community Property – 3 x Potion of Greater Healing, 2 × 50 gp gem

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Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Na...BATMAN!!!
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

2-JUL-618 (cont.) – Pillars & fey swarms, cultists, and unbaked vampires.

3-JUL-618 – The Douche showed a spark of intellect when he suggested they leave the skeleton alone, then saw that spark snuffed out when he was KO’d by some ethereal hounds while fighting a warlock. The Broad continues to be the least useless among them, slaying foe after foe while the others are screwing around. It’s still first place in the retard race.

Session Loot – 5294 gp (882.33 gp each)

Bob – Cloak of the Bat(man) (a)

Brienne – Heavy Crossbow +2

Dongus –

Keo –

Quintus –

Tanet –

Community Property –

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<Insert Bill Cosby Rape Joke Here>
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

2-JUL-618 – Black puddings, even more duergar, prisoners, and the promise of meeting the vampiress, Adriana.

Session Loot – 13424 gp (2,237.33 gp each)

Bob – 3 × 100 gp gems, 1 x potion of fire breath

Brienne – 3 × 100 gp gems

Dongus – 3 × 100 gp gems, Greataxe +1

Keo – 3 × 100 gp gems, scroll of Guidance

Quintus – 3 × 100 gp gems, Brooch of Shielding (a)

Tanet – 3 × 100 gp gems, Boots of the Winterland (a), scroll of Barkskin, scroll of Protection from Poison

Community Property – 1 × 100 gp gem, scroll of Shillelagh, , scroll of Wrathful Smite, 5 x potion of healing, 2 x potion of greater healing, Mariner’s Breast Plate

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I Think I Found A Hallway
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

1-JUL-618 (cont.) – More duergar, and both the Stiff and the Douche were so bored they decided to take naps during one of the battles.

Session Loot – 213.81 gp (35.63 gp each)

Bob –

Brienne –

Dongus –

Keo –

Quintus –

Tanet –

Community Property – 5 potions of healing

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Down the Wrong Hole
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

30-JUN-618 (cont.) – More orcs (and ogres).

1-JUL-618 – They went down the hole into the bowels of the mountain. There they came across some assholes that tried to make things hot and spicy before the group finally wrecked ’em.

Session Loot – 7201 gp (1200.16 gp each)

Bob – 2 × 50 gp gems

Brienne – 2 × 50 gp gems

Dongus – 2 × 50 gp gems

Keo – 2 × 50 gp gems

Quintus – 2 × 50 gp gems

Tanet – 2 × 50 gp gems

Community Property – Heward’s Handy Haversack, Horseshoes of Speed, 2 × 50 gp gems, 2 potions of giant strength (unknown type), potion of growth, statue of Pan (25 gp), 2 potions of superior healing

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Inconceivable
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

30-JUN-618 – The Stiff kept claiming he wanted to “study” orcs, but kept dropping fireballs and poison sprays on them. He keeps using that word…I do not think it means what he thinks it means.

Session Loot – 561 gp, 1274 sp, 1911 cp (93 gp, 215 sp, 325 cp each)

Bob –

Brienne –

Dongus –

Keo – scroll of Hex, scroll of Inflict Wounds

Quintus –

Tanet –

Community Property – 2 potions of greater healing

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Arise Great dragon !
Stronger from the ashes (or maybe the latrine)

Bob rises from his wagonIMG_0960.JPG

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Meat George Jetson...
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

20-JUN-618 – Still more hobgoblins, another manticore, and tons of fun.

21-JUN-618 – Found out from hobgoblin captives that the orc army was to attack the village of Silvariugni. The Stiff rushed to Aquileia on a magical broom so that the garrison could be quickly marshalled. The rest of the group left for Aquileia on foot.

22-JUN-618 – I’m on my way. I’m on my way-ay-ay.

23-JUN-618 – Home sweet home.

24-JUN-618 – Found Gina, Cleric of Hestia, who used her divine power to bring back the Possum. In return, they are to check out some sort of disappearing/reappearing temple to grab some sort of text.

25-JUN-618 – Got to enjoy a little downtime. Magaged to get an appointment for a hoof massage at Mistress Chang’s.

26-JUN-618 – Spent a little too much at Mistress Chang’s. Can’t say it wasn’t worth it.

27-JUN-618 – Back to the hobgoblin keep to check out the rest of the complex.

28-JUN-618 – Decided to fake a limp so I could ride in the wagon. It was a good day.

29-JUN-618 – Decided to walk to keep from getting turned into glue. Not as good a day.

Session Loot – 90 pp, 1800 gp, 9000 sp, 600 cp (15 pp, 300 gp, 1500 sp, 100 cp each)

Bob –

Brienne –

Dongus – Sentinel Shield

Keo –

Quintus – Broom of Flying

Tanet –

Community Property –

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Flying Legendary Manticore Takes A Dongus To The Face
The Memoirs of Tarasios Leventis

19-JUN-618 – They made it into the keep, Surprisingly, the Douche was able to talk his way in. I attribute it more to the idiocy of the hobgoblin guards than that charlatan’s skill. The Beast wrestled (fairly successfully, I might add) with a legendary manticore, and the two elves managed to keep a tussle with more hobgoblins from turning deadly.

Session Loot – 100 pp, 1521 gp, 1012 sp, 834 cp (16 pp, 254 gp, 170 sp, 139 cp each)

Bob –

Brienne –

Dongus – Hand Axe +2

Keo –

Quintus –

Tanet –

Community Property – chain shirt, chain mail, mace, greatsword, exotic wine (250 gp), guilded box (250 gp)

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