12-APR-618 (cont.) – Two green wyrmlings very nearly brought this gathering of gullible goofballs to a guaranteed group grave.
13-APR-618 – The Douche was so desperate for companionship he tried befriending a coven of sea hags, luckily the Stiff and the Broad weren’t so easily fooled. We got to meet Furnace and his collection of pet oozes.
I’m starting to get the sneaking suspicion that the Douche and the Stiff are in direct competition to see who’s the bigger asshole. The Hag Fag was well in front looking to finish the race when Minerva’s Hand Puppet decided to disturb an ancient burial mound containing a banshee…nearly killing the party in the process.
Session Loot – 3100 cp, 2400 sp, 150 gp (516 cp, 400 sp, 25 gp each)
Bob – Shortsword of Vengeance (a), 2 jasper (50 gp each)
Brienne – chalcedony (50 gp), star rose quartz (50 gp)
Dongus – greatclub, citrine (50 gp)
Keo – sardonyx (50 gp), star rose quartz (50 gp), scroll of Undead Protection
Quintus – 2 bloodstone (50 gp each), scroll of Bigby’s Hand scroll of Hold Monster
Tanet – 2 onyx (50 gp each)
Community Property – Sending Stones, 1 cloudy green potion, 1 potion of greater healing, 1 fingernail potion, 1 fog potion, 1 large potion w/bubbles of light, 1 blue boiling potion